Opinion: the billion-dollar GTA 6 sick day is a made-up number, and Vox has read the maths

Heads up: this is Vox with an opinion, not a news report. The dates are real. The billion dollars, as we are about to find out, is less so.

Two reports have been going round all month with the same headline: GTA 6 is going to empty America's offices on Thursday, November 19, and it is going to cost a billion dollars. One of those reports is proper research. The other is an economist with a calculator and a deadline. I have read both, so you do not have to, and I have opinions about which one your group chat has been quoting.

The billion dollars: a number with no bottom

The headline figure comes from José García Montalvo, an economics professor at Pompeu Fabra University in Barcelona, as reported by IBTimes UK on September 7. The sum goes like this. Assume 1.5 million Americans skip work on launch day. Assume each US worker produces about $70,000 a year. Assume a short-term productivity dip of around 2%. Multiply, round, and you get a billion dollars.

Here is my problem. Where did the 1.5 million come from? The report does not say. There is no survey, no sample size, no method. It names men aged 18 to 30 as most of the absentees and the technology sector as the hardest hit, and gives no percentage for either. IBTimes itself calls it an academic projection rather than an official forecast, which is the polite way of saying somebody picked a big round number and did the sums backwards from it.

And even if every one of those 1.5 million people stays home, the work does not vanish. It gets done on Friday, or Monday, or by the colleague who thinks GTA is a type of car. Lost output on paper is not money set on fire. It is a spreadsheet having a feeling.

So the billion is a vibe. A fun vibe, a quotable vibe, and I understand why every news desk on earth ran it. But it is not a measurement, and if you have been using it to explain to your manager why November 19 is a national event, you have been citing a guess.

The report that is actually worth something

The second piece is from Deputy, a workforce-management company that runs rosters for shift workers and therefore has something economists do not: receipts. Per HRD Canada's write-up on October 7, Deputy looked at what happened to shift absence around three earlier big launches, Overwatch 2, Baldur's Gate 3 and Elden Ring, comparing each launch day with the previous three same weekdays.

The findings are the useful part. Overwatch 2's wide release, which, like GTA 6, landed on a Thursday, nearly doubled absence against baseline. Deputy's technology chief, Ciaran Hale, puts a typical launch effect at roughly 90% more absence than a normal week. Baldur's Gate 3 sent men's launch-day absence up by over 300%, though from a tiny starting point of about 3%, which is how you get a scary percentage out of a few people.

Two details matter more than the headline number. First, absence was already up the day before release in every game studied. For Overwatch 2's early access, the day before was actually higher than launch day. So the danger zone is not Thursday the 19th. It is Wednesday the 18th through Friday the 20th, and the Wednesday is where the sneaky ones go. Second, Elden Ring barely registered, because it launched on a Friday and Fridays already have the highest absence of any day of the week. A Thursday launch has no such cover. Rockstar, bless them, picked the one day that makes you visible.

There is a historical footnote too. Ahead of GTA V in 2013, IGN surveyed about 11,000 gamers: 46% had already booked the day off and 19% said they would call in sick. One in five, out loud, to a survey. Some of you have not changed.

Your boss has read this too

This is the bit that should worry type two from my launch day piece, the one practising the cough. Deputy's advice to employers is not vague. Treat November 18 to 20 as a single high-risk window. Open shift swaps weeks ahead. Survey staff availability early. Roster heavy rather than lean. Offer flexibility, later starts, traded days, rather than policing sick leave.

Read that back. HR departments have been handed a three-day window, by date, with instructions to ask you about it in advance. The surprise is gone. There is no version of the Thursday-morning sick call that your manager has not already seen coming since the first week of October. Calling in sick on November 19 is no longer a lie; it is a confession with extra steps.

What the honest version looks like

It is the same plan as last time, because it was right last time. Book the day. Book it now, as paid leave, under your own name, before everyone else in your building does. Take Friday too if you can, and launch becomes a four-day weekend. If you work shifts, trade one, since the people who wrote your rota have been told to let you. And remember you do not need the day to be first in. Pre-load opens November 12, the game unlocks at midnight Eastern, and a person with a planned Thursday off and a finished download is at the top of the queue without lying to anyone.

One last thing on the billion. If 1.5 million people really do take a day for a video game, the right reaction is not panic about productivity. It is to notice that nothing else, no film, no album, no sporting event, could do it. That is the story. The dollar figure is just the part that fit in a headline.

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