Opinion: Vice City after dark should be a place you live in, not a minigame behind a velvet rope

A quick word before the argument: what follows is a take, not a report. The facts come with their sources. The opinions are mine, and they are correct.

By the PlayStation Store's own listings, GTA 6 unlocks in the US at midnight Eastern on November 19. Rockstar has not published a schedule of its own, but if the store is right, the game starts at exactly the hour a night out begins. I take this as a sign. I also take it as a warning, because that is also the hour when people make bad decisions, and in Vice City the bad decisions come with a bottle service menu.

Nightlife has been in Grand Theft Auto since the beginning, but it has always been a side quest with a neon sign on it. San Andreas let you dance badly. GTA IV got you drunk and then let you attempt to drive home, which is the most honest simulation of adult life the series has produced. GTA V mostly let you watch. In every one of them the club was a room you walked into, did one thing in, and walked out of.

I think Vice City is the first setting where that is not good enough, because Vice City is a nightclub that someone built a city around.

What Rockstar has actually shown

I am keeping this to official footage, because the leak crowd will give you a longer list and a worse source. The first trailer in December 2023 had a strip club with a banner reading Make It Rain Monday, dancers on a dim stage, cash in the air and a waitress carrying an expensive bottle to a table, plus a separate club with a DJ and a dancing crowd and a rooftop bar. The Extended Look in August added Jason and Lucia getting ready for a party at a friend's place, that friend's rooftop party, a sizzle reel of club nights, dancing listed among the side activities, and a sequence where they escort someone to a night-time corporate party that goes badly wrong when a gang shows up. And the launch trailer on October 15 opens on Vice City at night and, per the shot lists, cuts to a singer on a neon-lit club stage.

So the nightlife is not hidden in a menu somewhere. It is in the opening shot of the marketing. Rockstar has not, however, published a list of venues you can walk into, so the honest summary is that the city clearly has a nightlife and nobody outside the studio knows how much of it you can touch. Fan sites have started compiling club names from signs in the press screenshots. I would treat those as a scavenger hunt, not a venue list.

What I want

One. A schedule. The banner says Monday. If the strip club in the trailer has a Make It Rain Monday, then it should have a Tuesday, and a Tuesday should be different. Give each place a night of the week, a crowd, a bouncer with opinions and a reason to come back. A club that is the same at every hour is not nightlife, it is a shop with a bass line.

Two. Parties that are missions, not rooms. This is the part that makes me hopeful. Two of the Extended Look sequences are parties, and one of them ends in a gang attack. That is exactly right. The best thing a night out in a crime game can be is a night out that goes wrong. Give me more of that, and fewer clubs that are a dance minigame with a loading screen.

Three. Consequences by morning. Rockstar built a game that tracks how you behave, through the Criminal Profile, and a phone with a social feed. If I make a fool of myself in public in a city full of people holding phones, the city should know about it. I do not need a hangover mechanic, though I will not turn one down. I need the world to remember that I was there.

Four. The soundtrack as a venue. The launch trailer is the first to lead with an original song, from the composers of the game's score, and the album has 34 tracks. I want the music to be a reason to go out, not a thing playing in the car on the way. Our guide to the radio stations and the album has what is confirmed so far.

What I do not want

I do not want the club to be a hub. GTA Online taught us what happens when a nightclub is a business: you do not go out, you do inventory. If the nightlife in the single-player game turns into a place that mostly sells you things, I will be filing a complaint with the nearest bouncer.

I also do not want it to be a checklist. A night out in Vice City should feel like a night out, which means getting a bit lost, getting somewhere you did not plan to go, and having a worse time than you were promised.

A confession

I have spent more time in Vice City strip clubs than in real ones, so I am in no position to lecture anyone about taste. I would just like the game to be good at the thing it keeps putting in the opening shot.

Thirty-four days. Unlock times by region are here, and the city after dark is waiting. Tell me what you want it to do.

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